Jokes About A Boy Named Sam

Joke 1:
Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything!
Sam: That's why I say she's no good!

Joke 2:
Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid?
Go and say sorry to her.
Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.

Joke 3:
Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, my dear?
Sam: She just said ... 'Thank goodness!'

Joke 4:
Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?
Sam: Your name on my report card.

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The Lecture

One night a man - who was in no shape to drive - wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.

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